18 abril 2006

Como hacer videoclips: Lección 1

Hola. ¿Quiere triunfar y no sabe como? ¡Esta es su solución! ¡Como hacer videoclips en 4 sencillas lecciones!
Lección 1: Boy-Bands
Antes de nada, decir que la "boy-band" es ese típico grupito de 4 o 5 componentes que pretenden volver locas a las niñas gracias al apoyo de "Los 40" (N'Sync, BackstreetBoys, NKOTB...) Para ello necesitaremos la banda, 4 o 5 tipos sin talento, a los que daremos una estética llamativa y peculiar, y un aspecto juvenil aunque tengan 50 años. Esto lo haremos para que, si no te acuerdas de la música, al menos te acuerdes de como iba el grupo vestido. (Por ejemplo; hombreras, zapatos de chúpame-la-punta,trajes de colores, etc.) y no hace falta que el video tenga sentido con la canción, ni siquiera que cantes bien, ya que tu presencia en MTV ya te va a garantizar la fama, si bien las canciones suelen ser de amor y marcha para el cuerpo. En caso de ser una canción de amor, mete una chica y relaciona situaciones (si bien yo siempre me he preguntado como cojones se las apañarán 5 tipos con una sola mujer)

Por supuesto, una coreografía donde salgan los 4-5 tios haciendo cualquier mamarrachada es síntoma de éxito. Y ya para terminar pones imágenes abstractas, metes cortinillas y transiciones hechas con un montador de videos de boda, y ¡voilá! ¡Ya tienes tu primer videoclip!...bueno, estos al menos lo intentaron.

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